I received a letter today (not an email) informing me that I have won the jackpot on The Spanish Christmas Lottery.
I actually won 2 years ago and forgot to claim my prize, but they are generously allowing me an extra 2 weeks to claim after which they will assume I don't want it.
All I have to do is phone the number they provided, provide my bank details and I'll be a millionaire.
Don't worry though we can still keep the forum going and I'll still talk to you poor people. ;D
We can have a massive blow out as I have a bag of diamonds that my grandfather left in Nigeria and they are being sent to me by courier.
Happy Days !!!