Ye couldae mak' it up

[Wildfisher]

Hot off the presses - or at least the radio news.

Food prices are set to soar. Why? there is a world shortage of CO2 which is essential in food processing.

The price has risen by 6000%

I'm not taking any blame for this by the way, I used to drive a 15MPG Jaguar - there is only so much one person can do to drive down food prices! 

Surely the answer is to build more coal fired powered power stations and chop down a few tropical rain forests?

You really could not script this shit could you?   

[Fishtales]

If they can use air scrubbers in Submarines to remove the co² why can't they do that and remove it from the atmosphere and store it for industrial use?

It would appear they are doing it already

https://climatechampions.unfccc.int/companies-are-sucking-carbon-from-the-atmosphere-using-direct-air-capture-how-does-it-work/