Nothing But Initials

[Wildfisher]

MMM -   Meaningless Marketing Mumbo.

Or do 3M already claim that one?

Oh that's good, aye good.  :lol:

[dazdidge]

NFB- Not For Bows

[Wildfisher]

We also need some marketing spiel. How about :

Our new MCB – (Multiple Compound Bits)  floating fly line has been designed to bamboozle and empty the wallets of today's modern fly rod owners. The new line features a head length of approx 33.6759789  feet with a  fat belly and a series of multiple compound bits towards  the much thinner front and  back bits.  Try to visualise a dinosaur with no legs and a really long tail,  but in a totally new shade of grey.  The short tapered  back bit  before the really long  dead thin back bit also compounds the confusion  and helps to promote meaningless discussions, amongst those who seldom actually fish,  about fast shoots,  roll and Spey casts while  retaining phenomenally high pricing  and the stability of our bank balance.

The MCB is designed to be heavy on the wallet and to  make you feel light in the head  and that is where the intricate and confusing compound bits really come into play!  

[Inchlaggan]

Wildfisher lines are now coated with STUFF to give the long-awaited SOS effect.

Patient research in Laboratoires Aford has produced a Silicon-Tri-Uracil Fluro-Finish which eases the line through the rings with a Shit Off Shovel effect.

Tested across the globe on exhaustive trips to the finest fishing locations (the expense of which you are paying for) by renown experts such as Shuggie, Wullie, Big Boab and Wee Dick (whose photaes and signatures are on the box so it must be true).

Stan said (when we paid him) "Jeez, that whanged oot yon Peter Ross lik a rocket."

Also available in numbered, limited edition, personalised, child-proof packaging. (See Terms and Conditions below).

Numbered= We'll write a number on the box.
Limited Edtion= We don't expect to sell many.
Personalised= We hufti put your address on the envleope.
Child-proof= You'll struggle to open the box.

[IanR]

NBT.

Nothing But Tangles 


Ian.

[Malcolm]

XCF (90 feet).

[Wildfisher]

XCF (90 feet).

That's far too subtle for Scottish fly fishers to understand Malcolm.  :lol:

[alancrob]

XCF?  Took me a minute Malcolm. But it is Saturday night.

AfL - Another fly line

GL - Grey line

GrL - Green line

FPP - Fred's pension plan.

A.

[deergravy]

Transdynamic Wind Aversion Taper
Fishability/ Ultimate Distance

[Wildfisher]

SpX2

Selling price twice as much as other lines 

Damn, that's 4 letters. I have broken the rules.  :lol: