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[SoldierPmr]

That will be difficult Dave, not enough time. I am currently compiling The Loch Bagger's Tables.

It's a comprehensive list of all hill lochs above 1000 feet arranged in order of  depth,  altitude and geographical area.

The idea is you have at least one cast in the loch, leave  a banana skin and some orange peel lying on the bank or perhaps a glove or woolly hat if you can spare it, tick it off the list then head off as fast as you can to  bag another taking care to ignore the view and any wildlife  you might see. This is best accomplished by looking down at your feet most of  the time.  On no account must you acknowledge other baggers you meet with more than a grudging grunt.

It will bring order  to the inefficiency and chaos that is ordinary Fish'n'teering.

I'm not to fond of the idea of Banana skins and orange peels as they are biodegradable could we not use cans of tennents super and plastic bags?

[Wildfisher]

Sorry Liam, in keeping with Scottish hill tradition it must be banana skins,  orange peel, gloves or woolly hats.

[corsican dave]

don't forget to include location of helicopter landing areas and an indication as to which ones may never have witnessed a fisherman :wink:

[SoldierPmr]

A bit off topic but when they were cleaning the litter off Sca fell last year there was a octopus up there  :? :shock: