« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2009, 09:19:17 PM »
Run a smelly ferret through your house and you'll not see a mouse for weeks. You'll not see many visitors either mind you. Especially women.

Do they not say that if you shoot a fox, 3 turn up to the funeral?

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Salt and pepper, sugar, mulk,
Eammon Bannon, Acker Bilk,
Sweetie mice and a' things bent,
Self abuse in a 2 man tent,
Doags, bairns, taxis, fags,
Trumpets, raggies, collectin rags,
Snouts, louts and louping touts,
Trout floutin down and out...